Shoes and Runts

The other day I happened to be in a shoe shop, got into conversation with this little old lady. We got talking about dogs and shoes. She told me when she went to buy her dog Sasha, she saw this small dog in a box and felt sorry for him, and ended up taking the two dogs home, she called him Harry. You see he was the runt of the litter, she said just like me I was the runt of the family. I think I grasped what she was saying she was five feet tall and her shoe size was two & half.